Keep it under control! Discord: Yes, yes, yes, of course. The Smooze: Twilight Sparkle: This night is extremely important to me, Discord. The Smooze may be an "it", but it's an it with a heart of, well, blob. The Smooze: Twilight Sparkle: What are you doing here with. Twilight Sparkle: I'll take care of this. Discord: Announcer: The Smooze! The Smooze: Ponies: Discord: Good evening, everypony! What a glorious affair! The Smooze: Discord: He does have a yen for shiny things, the rascal. Announcer: Announcing the spirit of chaos, Discord, and his guest, the, uh. I am quite looking forward to just enjoying the Gala for once. Twilight Sparkle: Anything I can do to make it easier on you. Who could I bring on such short notice? Princess Celestia: I must say, it's been very nice having you take over some of the planning responsibilities for this year's Gala. Looks like I'll see you at the Gala after all, Fluttershy. Can you point me in the direction of the bottomless pit? I think I can make my way back from there. Discord: My ticket to the Grand Galloping Gala! I was invited after all! Discord: Why is this so late? Parcel Post: Well, I got a little lost after I escaped the flying badgers. It's not as if any of this actually mattered! I don't even want to go to the Gala anyway! Parcel Post: Discord: Are you perhaps looking for me? Parcel Post: Are you "Discord or current resident"? I can't find any street numbers in this place. What's that? You're worried Discord might be upset?" Not a problem! I can make more new friends anytime I want. Before somepony else thinks he's my friend and expects to be asked instead. So much funnier than unfunny old Discord!" Discord: "No, no, here. Discord: Have fun at the Gala! Tree Hugger: Righteous! Discord: "Oh, Tree Hugger. Discord: It has nothing to do with seeing you or not seeing you. Discord: My vibe? Fluttershy: It's a compliment. Pinkie Pie: You want none of the cakes now?! Fluttershy: Oh, my, you are funny! Discord: I guess every being in Equestria is funny today. Oh, by the way, are you bringing anypony? Pinkie Pie: Oh, of course! I was gonna ask my mom, because she's, you know, my mom, but it turned out she didn't want to go, so I started asking around and around and around, and I couldn't think of anypony, and I was about to just go by myself, and I realized, of course! Who loves fancy exciting affairs more than anypony else? My sister Maud! Discord: You know what? Cancel my order. Pinkie Pie: All of them?! He wants all of the cakes! Discord: Well, I'll need all my energy when I'm dancing at the Gala, if I decide to go that is. Want some cake? Pinkie Pie: I can give you a list of all the flavors we have in order of most delicious to incredibly, unbelievably delicious! Discord: Actually, Pinkie Pie, who are you taking to. Sweetie Belle: We're plus-ones! Cutie Mark Crusaders: We're plus ones! We're plus-ones! Discord: Yes, yes, yes, I believe I got that! Rainbow Dash: Yeah! Pinkie Pie: Have a wonderful, special, fantastic day! Oh, hi, Discord. My little sister's all grown up! Rainbow Dash: Hey! Cutie Mark Crusaders: This is gonna be the best night ever! Discord: I don't suppose that, uh, these adorable little cutie pies have their own tickets to the Gross Gruesome Gala, do they? Apple Bloom: Rarity: Ahem! To answer your rather rude question, they're going as our dates, our plus-ones. It ain't like it's a life-changin' experience or nothiiiiing. Gah! Discord: Where's Twilight? Spike: Uh, she's in Canterlot, helping Princess Celestia with the Gala! Spike: Rarity: Oh, your first Grand Galloping Gala! The excitement, the anticipation! I wouldn't miss this for all the jewels in Equestria! Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle: We're going to the Gala! We're going to the Gala! We're going to the Gala! Applejack: Alright, y'all, keep it down. Oh, did I say that out loud? I mean, ta-ta. Discord: Well, I guess we're just going to have to exclude them from our party this time. Well, gotta go! Fluttershy: But we haven't had any of our Tuesday teacakes. Were you not invited? Discord: Who, me? It probably got lost in the mail. I assumed you'd have your own ticket since you and Princess Celestia are friends now. Um, I'm afraid I've already asked Tree Hugger. Fluttershy: We're all gonna have so much fun together at the Grand Galloping Gala! Discord: Oh, I was wondering when you were going to ask me. She's a member of the Equestrian Society for the Preservation of Rare Creatures. Discord: Tree Hugger? Fluttershy: I met her on a trip to see the Breezies. Discord: Ohoho, but that's not all! When I went to look for them again, they were on the ceiling! Fluttershy: Oh, Discord, I've never known anypony as funny as you! I love that story about the time you tried to train your right paw.to fetch your left leg! Oh, I do love our Tuesday teas, and I can't wait for you to meet my friend Tree Hugger.
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